haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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