I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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