I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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