We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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