Yo dont text me then not text me
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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