You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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