do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just google imaged poop.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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