Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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