awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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