He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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