i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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