She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
