I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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