Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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