How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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