Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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