Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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