just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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