Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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