This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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