Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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