When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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