I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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