If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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