Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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