you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
