And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
