he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I have fence marks all over my body
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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