I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
