Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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