any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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