So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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