I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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