I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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