There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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