Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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