Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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