Soap is not a condiment
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
