I think I died a long time ago.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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