This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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