girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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