Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
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