shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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