I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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