don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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