The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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