I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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