god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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