Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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