But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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