Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
