have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I think I just shit out all my problems.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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