She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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