She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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