So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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